I want to live as a human because master taught me many important things
… sorry, this is all I imagine Haru’s life to be right now.
a summary of gay swimmers: the return
The accuracy of this is fucking killing me
I JUST SAID ‘WOW ZANKYOU NO TERROR IS THE BOMB’ ON ACCIDENT AND I’M LAUGHING SO HAR D I DID NT MEAN TO DO TH I S
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
I have two potential ID pictures and I know exactly which one I’m going to try to submit
I under stand that my head is tilted by a professional smile???
How is my smile not professional???
Let’s try round 2.
I’m very confused. I must inquire further.
LEGITIMATE LOUD SCREAMING THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE DAY I DIE
you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
yes im athletic. I drank gatorade once
Toph as a mother would be somewhat terrifying.
Lin tries to sneak out of the house without doing her chores, suddenly a voice bellows from across the house “I DIDN’T FEEL YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM!”
Lin gets back from school with a report card “Tell me what you got in History” “…B+?” “You’re lying” *Metalbends a megaphone* “HEY TWIKLETOES! FLY OVER HERE AND READ THIS REPORT CARD FOR ME!”
Lin is learning earthbending ” Mom…my room dosn’t have any walls” “I know, I got rid of them. You have until tonight to make new ones, remember your stance!”
THE FUCKING LAST ONE
I don’t even care how this happened
"Right, then. The meeting has officially come to order. Let us all say the pledge.. ‘I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food." - Bruce: Finding Nemo
death note au where everything is the same except the death note is a password journal