GLaDOS aka passive-aggressive queen bitch
Yes, I play videogames :)<3
Yes, I drink coke. :) <3
Yah i play vidya gaem 2
Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3
Yes, I use paper towels :)<3
Yes, I use lamps :)<3
Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3
one is not like the others
yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lampsanymore
is my phone case
so every time someone calls me
i regret making this post
I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
Stop making random letters bold fuckhead
You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.
This is my favorite thing on tumblr.
happy birthday someone
I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
OH MY GOD ITS MY BIRTHDAY AND I JUST SAW THIS AND IT HONESTLY MADE ME SO HAPPY THE FIRST PERSON TO WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAS TUMBLR THANK YOU
I SAW THIS POST ON MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR.
I SAW THIS POST ON MY UNBIRTHDAY
UNBIRTHDAY TWINZIES *high five*
I wasn’t ready for that.
I don’t think anyone was ready for that.
Tidied up/modified version of something I did a while ago on my tablet, since I have finally accepted the fact I can draw better in Illustrator than I can in Photoshop.
I’ve come to the conclusion that Sam and Dean would take one look at Night Vale and burn it to the ground, civilians be damned.
i’ve come to the conclusion sam and dean would drive into night vale and spontaneously combust from being exposed to sexual and racial diversity and women who don’t die within a week
Aoba: Only competent with rollerblades. Give him skates and he’ll have no idea how to change directions.
Sly Blue: Only competent with rollerskates. Speed-skating between everyone and being a showoff about it.
Koujaku: The guy who’s wobbling the entire time he’s on wheels but he miraculously hasn’t fallen down yet.
Noiz: That one asshole who lowers the confidence of everyone in the room because he’s casually speed-skating backwards and fucking break dancing without crashing into a damn thing.
Clear: He isn’t doing the airplane arms for balance, he’s doing it because he’s actually pretending like he’s an airplane.
Mink: The grown-ass man who ends up colliding with a child.
Mizuki: That one loser who ends up injuring himself in front of everyone.
Virus: Can’t move without holding onto someone.
Trip: The guy he’s holding onto.
Sei: The one adult who’s teaching himself how to skate in the children’s section.
Ren: Best friends with the wall.
Haruka and Nain: The couple who’s casually synchronized dancing.
Please continue telling me I’m irreplaceable even though I know I’m not
All the boys /o/
Please don’t repost it and don’t share outside tumblr.